Turn on the radio. Listen to it for ten minutes. Chances are, you are going to hear at least one mediocre song in that time. Imagine listening to it all day. The world is filled with crap and why would the FM airwaves be any different? There is something very important you need to understand before you go buy a nice comfy chair to sit and wait for the record companies to come to you; it isn’t like it is in the movies. In That Thing You Do, starring Tom Hanks from A League of Their Own, we watch a small town band blossom and catch every break in the music industry as they climb their way to the top. This doesn’t happen. Tom Hanks really doesn’t know anything about band promotion, and he isn’t going to help you no matter how many letters to send him! You are on your own out there. You need to make things happen. You need to push your music on people. You need to hustle. Sure, many people love to hear new music and get into new bands, but there are millions of fish in the sea to choose from. As a new band, you are not even a fish, you are the food that a bottom feeder eats! Fame and fortune may not be your ultimate goal, but if you are in a serious band or group, then getting your music heard is!
The first thing you need to do as a band is come up with a name. This is a crucial part of creating a successful group because it is the very first thing people know about you. You need to ask yourself, what do you want people to think about you? What kind of following do you want? Are you a serious band? A bad ass band? An emo band? A joke band? A fun band? A wedding band? Going outside the norms of band naming may seem to be the cool thing to do, but it will only get you so far and you may even find it to be the demise of your band someday. For example “John Denver’s Last Ride to Hollywood” may seem like a good idea at the time, but if you love it that much, you can always use it for a song name. (By the way, I just made up that name just now and if I’m ever in another band, I’m going to name it that, so don’t steal it! I’m trying to help you!)
Another factor to consider here is the number of members in your ensemble. The more people you have to deal with, the more personalities there are to clash, the more schedules there are to conflict and the more drama there is to go around. The more mouths there are to feed, the more people go hungry. (That last one actually has to do with having kids, try not to have too many children.)
The next step is easier said than done- Not sucking! You can promote your band 24/7 for the next ten years, go on a worldwide lounge and birthday party tour and spend millions in radio commercials but if your music isn’t good, you are wasting your time. What determines “good”? There is no set standard of good, but there are plenty of ways to find out if other people find you good. Now, you may say “Well, I don’t care if people like us or not, as long as we do, that’s all that matters! Yeah, rock on! Let live or die trying! East crew 4 ever yea! Rock till death do us part! Guitars! Yeaaaah!” This type of band, more power to them, but please stop poisoning the public with your shows and stop reading this article because nobody wants to hear your noise. If you are serious about your band and you can take some constructive criticism from friends, family and fans, you can develop a sound that makes everybody, including yourselves, very happy.
Once you have this accomplished then practice makes perfect. Using a garage or basement is fine, but a practice space is ideal. Some areas have practice spaces for rent in big buildings, but this can be expensive, especially for a new band that needs to practice a lot. My next piece of advice to you will be the first in this article that condones possibly not-so-legal activities and I urge you to exercise caution when doing so. Get in a car and drive downtown, look for any abandoned buildings or warehouses. Next, find a way in, brute force seems to work well, but be sure to cover your tracks. Night time is usually best for these excursions but daytime missions always make for less suspicion from onlookers. Make sure this building has electrical hookups of course, unless you have a generator. Go nuts, jump around, pay loud, play proud. If the fuzz does show up, the only thing you can say is “We thought we could..” This excuse offers a semi-decent chance of not going to jail, especially if you are compliant and polite with the officer. The wonderful thing about higher education is students can do whatever the hell they want. If your college has a music department, then it has practice rooms. These rooms are generally occupied during the day, but many can be signed out for night time or weekend use by permission or breaking and entering.
Now it’s show time. The best way to land a first gig is to make a press kit and/or website. Each will have contact information about the band, its members, pictures, lyrics, news, reviews, etc. A promoter friend of mine who has booked everybody from Atom and His Package to 50 Cent once told me the best press kits are in a glossy two pocket folder with the band’s logo on the outside cover. Inside should be packed with information, music samples or a demo, reviews, articles, bios, pictures (8 x 10 printed on photo paper), cd with high-resolution logo file, link to your site and anything else you can cram in there. Press kits tend to be more effective with promoters than websites because it gives them something to put in their files so when a spot fill is needed for a show, they can just thumb through their collection. If yours sticks out from the rest, guess who’s folder their thumb just may stop at! A website is basically an online press kit only in a fun for the kids version. Your domain is your playground. You can make it whatever you want. You can rant your views, share your stories, upload your pictures, anything your heart desires. Just remember, what you put on your site is what new visitors will see and in turn, what they will base their first impression of your band on. A decent logo that you keep throughout the site and on all merchandise, flyers, etc is extremely effective in creating the facade of being bigger than you are. But this is a first step in the direction this article is going. Make people think you’re good, and they just might! It would be great if it weren’t the truth but it is. People may not even give a band a chance if their website is made in AOL hometown and has spelling errors up the wazoo and broken links and pictures randomly placed throughout the pages. Work to get a decent website made for your band, whether it be through friends, yourself or a design company, while at the same time presenting yourselves as down to earth and approachable. Message boards, or forums, are a great way to stay in touch with your fans and for them to stay in touch with each other. It is also an effective arena for feedback about your band, shows, site, and music. Go to shows, ask around and seek out the promoter and hand them your press kit, shake their hand, give them five, whatever. Do what it takes to make sure that goes home with them, even if you have to seduce them and leave it on their night stand in the morning.
Wait a second, up there, I mentioned a demo. Well then you better hurry up and get one done! What you do is take the computer microphone that came with your new Dell computer and cram your band in your bedroom, hit start on Windows recorder and you’re all set! I’m kidding folks! I’ll be here all night. Table nine, your pizza is ready. Ba dum ching! Moving along, you need to get yourself in the studio. DO NOT half ass this recording! Start with the internet. Do a search for recording facilities in your area. Don’t settle for anything above $40 an hour. (Probe owner for, and be aware of, hidden costs and charges incurred after you finish recording) Pitch in your money and get it done. Arrive at the studio well-rehearsed and prepared to minimize time. If you are in a rock band, don’t forget to break stuff and be ill-mannered while in the studio. Also, very important, bring with you to the studio a sample of a band or style that you would like to sound like for the producer to reference. When that middle aged bald dude is up all night on a 3-day bender mixing your demo tracks, who knows what he’ll do to your masterpiece, so give them something to go by. Don’t be afraid to barter with these companies either. If you have any skills like web design, landscaping, house painting, babysitting or even knitting, ask if he’ll cut you a break on the price for an exchange of services. Give it a try, contact as many studios as you can find, and don’t give up, because recording is expensive but vital. Another means of recording is home recording but quite different than described in the beginning of this paragraph. You can find a cheap 8-track recorder on ebay ($150-300) or borrow one from a friend. Definitely a good band investment if you all throw your pennies in. Don’t rule out buying a kick ass one from a music shop, using it for one weekend, wrapping it back up, and returning it as an unwanted gift for a full cash refund.(Works best with large chains that won’t feel the hurt as much) You’ll need microphones too. Get a drum mic kit and, use a ball mic for the guitar amp, and go straight through with the bass and vocals. This device won’t produce the quality that a professional recording session would, and certainly isn’t recommended for full-length cd production, but may be fine for your demo. When mixing your tracks, try and have someone who knows what they’re doing but isn’t in the band and wasn’t in the studio with you. See what they come up with, you just may be impressed. The demo itself should be at least three songs and if you have a track that you are not so confident about, put it in between the better ones. Start strong and end strong. Recording can be extremely tiresome, tedious, and stressful but the payoff is worth it and you will look back on it as one of the best times you had with your band. I promise.
Next on the agenda is merchandise. Be careful with this one! Yes, we do want everyone to think we’re bigger and better than we are, but spending a wad a cash to do it defeats our purpose. You can get stickers from stickerguy.com for like 30 bucks. End of story. Forget the t-shirts, mousepads, coffee mugs, and thongs for now. If you really think people will buy it, set up a cafepress.com account for free and put a link on your site. Otherwise, keep your merch table pretty simple when you first start out. As you gain a following, shirts and patches may not be a half bad idea; extra cash and promotion. If you plan on making a living from paid gigs, you have another thing coming because the most you’ll get half the time is a free meal or drink, if that. Some promoters pay gas money for out of towners, some venues sweeten the money pot a little, but don’t get used to it. Selling stickers and demos at shows and such might bring in a bit of revenue but don’t spend it at Denny’s! Going to Denny’s with your band mates is just something that needs to be done every now and then, but keep the bill within your budget! Open up a free bank account for your band and put all earnings from merch sales, shows, robberies, couch cushions, etc in there. If anyone in the band ever needs something, like a drum pedal or new strings, the money is there. It will also be useful for gas, website fees, tour expenses, merch refills, and perhaps a van someday.
At your shows, it is very important to be cordial to the other bands playing. Watch their sets, bob your head, and talk with them afterwards. Not just small talk, take it a step further. Make friends. The more shows you play, the more contacts you make. These contacts just may help you land a spot on a tour or split album someday.
Flyers are a tool that seems to be reserved for show promoters only and the sacred design is in their hands and can only be used for activities approved by them. This is not true. Flyers are used by promoters because flyers work. You don’t have to be advertising a show to make a flyer. Go ahead and advertise YOU! When your demo comes out, make up some quarter sheet ads for it with the band logo and web address and hand them out at the mall, at school, at work, in the city, skate shops and, most importantly, at shows. Let your target audience know you exist. Stand by the door and and try to be nice when you hand them out, I’ve crumpled many a flyer that was handed to me by a douchebag. Your quarter sheet flyers mean that four people will know about your band that didn’t before with the use of only one sheet of paper. Take ten bucks, goto Kinkos, get it done! It doesn’t hurt to leave piles of flyers on tables in food courts, parks, or any other high-traffic public places. Tape them to the wall above urinals in men’s bathrooms if you have to! Go home every night and watch the hits on your site counter skyrocket. Band promotion is a business, you have to think of your potential listeners as the customer. They aren’t going to come to you, you need to goto them! Also, when you are on the bill for a show, get a copy of the flyer, make your own copies and get out there and hustle! Give them to businessmen, punks, girls, boys, kids, adults, cops, robbers, bums, addicts, teachers, whatever it takes!
The internet offers us an infinite number of opportunities and resources to get the word out about our band. I won’t elaborate too much on this considering this article was written exclusively for BandAttack , which specializes in that sort of thing. One thing that even BandAttack won’t tell you though is how to advertise…. guerrilla style! This involves lying and cheating and everything bad in the world so please don’t continue to read if you are against such things. First tactic, go on message boards and promote this new band you found. (Which is actually your band) For boards you have to register for, think of a user name that doesn’t relate to your band and use a different email address as well. EZboard.com offers tons of boards that login under one single name. All you do is type “music” in the board search and goto town on the results. This has worked for me in the past:
“It’s me once again.. I’ve stumbled upon yet another band that has been topping my personal playlist for the past few days and I just had to share. They are called ______________ and I recommend them to anyone. I’ve never steered you guys wrong before, trust me. I think you can check them out at www.purevolume.com/____________ or something like that..rock on! Until next time…
-Kevin M.
SoundChex Production Services, inc.”
You see, the users of that board have no idea that you’ve never posted on there before and they simply assume by your language that this isn’t the first band you’ve flipped over and told them about, so they trust you and will more than likely check out the band. Copying and pasting a post like this on several message boards every once in a while will really start to drill your band’s brand name into people’s heads. The fake company title at the bottom is crucial in people trusting your credibility as a music connoisseur. You may get banned from many boards if the moderator picks up on your evil scheme, but don’t be discouraged. Make a new account and keep on going.
Another powerful tool is to show the world who you are friends with. If a band they like has your web link on their site, well then they just may check you out. So send an email to tons of sites offering a link exchange. Many will bite, some sites even say “submit your link” right on there. This will require you to have a LINKS page on your site and scratch backs where scratching is due, but it’s all in the name of promotion. To take it a step further, make web banners for your site and ask to exchange them with other sites. Don’t expect big time sites to say yes to you as most of them charge for ad space, but at the same time, don’t sell yourself short, it doesn’t hurt to ask. Band directories and such work the same way, but again, BandAttack will take care of that for you.
Use pureVOLUME.com to see how many people have heard your music. In fact, link to your PV page right from your site instead of hosting your own mp3’s. It gives you a constant running tally of how many people have taken an interest in your band. However, there are many sites out there like pureVOLUME, but less known. Use these sites, such as SoundClick.com and Fronder.com to post your band’s mp3’s and boost them yourself. Yes, I know it sounds dirty, but the sad truth is eat or be eaten. Starting out now, your band doesn’t stand a chance against the other artists who are racking up the hits on those sites. So simply, go and vote for yourself, listen to yourself, download yourself and basically make yourself popular. This will increase people’s tendency to take you seriously and give you a chance, where as being a band with only a couple hits and downloads, may get simply skipped over. You should only have to use this tactic for a short period of time, then it will naturally continue on its own. This is best accomplished in a computer lab with multiple workstations or on a single computer, changing your IP address and deleting your cookies each time. Your ultimate goal is to get heard. If you are confident in your music, then you know people will like you if they give you a chance. You need to do whatever it takes to get that chance. As time passes, word of mouth will do this work for you.
When it’s time for the big leagues, send demos out to radio stations all over the country. About 50% of these will end up in the trash, so try and find college stations and smaller stations pertaining to your genre. Enclose a piece of paper personalized to each station telling them you would like your music played and a short bio, etc. Put a sticker in there too. Even if they don’t play your song, maybe they’ll at least put your sticker up in the studio or toss it in a prize bin. It all counts as promotion. Also tell them what song you think is your favorite an/or what song others seem to like the most. Keep track of who you sent these to, wait two weeks, and email or call them all asking if they received your package. Be polite and stay confident. Don’t say “Are you going to play any of our songs?” Ask if they played any of your songs YET! A couple weeks later have your friends call these stations, start slowly and sporadically at first, and request your song. When they call or email, they need to act as if they assume the station would have this song. Don’t rule out local stations either. In fact, some offer opportunities for local acts to play their tunes at a designated time slot. Call up and ask about it. Internet radio webcasts are easy to penetrate, but not many people listen to them. If you find a popular one here and there, submit your music or press kit and see how it goes. Radiotakeover.com has a pretty rad stream and Live365.com serves up thousands of user-run stations from around the world with tons of genres to choose from. Try contacting the moderators of stations like these to see how you can get your tunes played. Offering a banner ad or link on your site in exchange may be fruitful.
Another one of my underhanded, yet effective, tactics goes out to the AOL users. After about sixth grade, the novelty of chat rooms becomes pretty warn out. But don’t go canceling your overpriced dial-up service yet! Use it to promote your band! Go into chat rooms of any kind, Town Square, Music, Entertainment, Business, Middle-Eastern Factory Workers, anything and type this:
“dave, i think the site was www.____________.com… check em out dude… pretty rockin…”
People will see this message, not as annoying spam, but as an interception of a hot tip. At least 10% of that chat room will check out your site. There is no dave, but people will assume you’ve been talking to this dave the whole time and think nothing of it. It’s always effective to write your chat text in red as well. It naturally catches the attention of the human eye. (By the way, that 10% statistic, totally out of thin air, I have no idea what it is. It could be 100% for all I know. Just do it.)
Remember, by promoting our site, we’re promoting our band. Don’t forget about the ways other sites draw hits in. Submit to as many search engines as you can. Do a google.com search for Free Search Engine Submission. Pick through the results and you should find a legit one that will submit your site link to about a dozen or so of the top engines free of charge. Sure, they ask you to put a link to them on your site in return but don’t worry about it, they don’t check up on it. TrafficSwarm.com and sites like it are also pretty powerful tools but make sure those kind of sites link to your pureVOLUME page because those visitors are very random and tend not to stay for long if not interested.
To list the endless ways to promote your band would be nearly impossible. However, i’m certainly going to try! You have just read the first installment to my exclusive series, sponsored by BandAttack.com. Try to remember that the key to getting your name out there is putting it out there. Make yourself known. Paste your band everywhere people are, the internet, work, school, shows, everywhere! Gaining a following takes time and my tactics are guaranteed to speed up the process, but not make miracles. Be confident in your music and play any show you can get without violating your personal restrictions. If you continue to hustle and never give up and don’t get hung up on the downfalls, things will happen for you.
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